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rebelpie
Posts : 31 Join date : 2016-10-12 Age : 24 Location : http://rebelpie.deviantart.com/art/Calliope-Ap-619836596
| Subject: Do you know the Muffin Man? Sat Oct 15, 2016 5:53 pm | |
| Calliope had been sent by her grandmaster on the most important task a Ranger could have. the retrieval of the muffins. In the wise words of Our Lord And Savior Treejus, "Cal, a Ranger without a Muffin in each pocket and their best friend's pocket is no Ranger at all." by far these were the wisest string of words Grandmaster Roku Kuroda has ever advised the young Pink asu.
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Lissaitama Admin
Posts : 78 Join date : 2016-08-02 Age : 26
| Subject: Re: Do you know the Muffin Man? Sun Oct 16, 2016 11:58 pm | |
| Chili was doing his normal (yet far from mandatory) rounds to make sure that everything was in order for his muffin making of the week. He perked up and turned around when he spotted a familiar ranger.
"Calli!" he said, waving his hands. He tied an apron around his waist and went out to greet her. "What can I do for you today?" | |
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rebelpie
Posts : 31 Join date : 2016-10-12 Age : 24 Location : http://rebelpie.deviantart.com/art/Calliope-Ap-619836596
| Subject: Re: Do you know the Muffin Man? Tue Oct 18, 2016 7:52 am | |
| Cal hugged him in greeting and sparkled, "With so many new Rangers we have run out of muffins HELLA FAST, could we get some more, sunflower?" | |
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Lissaitama Admin
Posts : 78 Join date : 2016-08-02 Age : 26
| Subject: Re: Do you know the Muffin Man? Tue Oct 18, 2016 10:14 am | |
| Chili turned an embarrassed shade of pink. "I'm so sorry, Calli. We are all out of muffins!" He crossed his arms in thought. "Would you...wanna help me make them?" | |
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rebelpie
Posts : 31 Join date : 2016-10-12 Age : 24 Location : http://rebelpie.deviantart.com/art/Calliope-Ap-619836596
| Subject: Re: Do you know the Muffin Man? Tue Oct 18, 2016 2:13 pm | |
| "of course! i mean.. i doubt i could ever make them as good at you but i can try!" Cal said, determination in her eyes | |
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Lissaitama Admin
Posts : 78 Join date : 2016-08-02 Age : 26
| Subject: Re: Do you know the Muffin Man? Sat Oct 22, 2016 5:43 pm | |
| Chili nodded. He handed Cal an apron and told her to tie it around her waist. "First off...let's remove those gloves, shall we? We need to have nice and clean hands when we work in the kitchen." | |
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rebelpie
Posts : 31 Join date : 2016-10-12 Age : 24 Location : http://rebelpie.deviantart.com/art/Calliope-Ap-619836596
| Subject: Re: Do you know the Muffin Man? Sun Oct 23, 2016 2:17 pm | |
| Cal took off her gloves and tucked them into her pocket, then rolled up her sleeves, "like this,love?" | |
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Lissaitama Admin
Posts : 78 Join date : 2016-08-02 Age : 26
| Subject: Re: Do you know the Muffin Man? Wed Oct 26, 2016 3:29 pm | |
| Chili clapped his hands together. "Right! Now to wash up over here. Kyona says hygeine and cleanliness is of upmost importance!" After he had given his hands and arms a good scrub, he marched off into the kitchen. "LEt's choose a recipe, shall we? I do not need a recipe to make muffins, I have memorized them all, but I want to teach you the proper way to start off in beginning techniques." | |
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rebelpie
Posts : 31 Join date : 2016-10-12 Age : 24 Location : http://rebelpie.deviantart.com/art/Calliope-Ap-619836596
| Subject: Re: Do you know the Muffin Man? Thu Oct 27, 2016 7:59 pm | |
| Calli dried her hands on a towel and skipped after him to the counter where he dropped the cook book. It was huge and covered in flower that danceD off the pages in ghastly trwndials. She watched him flip to a page with a picture of a very aesthetic Blueberry muffin and he read off the ingredients. | |
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Lissaitama Admin
Posts : 78 Join date : 2016-08-02 Age : 26
| Subject: Re: Do you know the Muffin Man? Fri Oct 28, 2016 10:44 pm | |
| Chili's face turned red. "Cal, we aren't looking at pornography. Why are you...oh I see. Yes. Sometimes I am overtaken by the seduction of the muffin as well." He fanned himself and winked, then pointed to a bucket of flour. "5 cups of flour, please. We're making several dozen." | |
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rebelpie
Posts : 31 Join date : 2016-10-12 Age : 24 Location : http://rebelpie.deviantart.com/art/Calliope-Ap-619836596
| Subject: Re: Do you know the Muffin Man? Sat Oct 29, 2016 9:02 pm | |
| (MUFFIN SEDUCTION. THEIR RELATIONSHIP IN TWO WORDS)
Cal looked around for FLOWERS and got really confused, "um.. do you want me to get some feom outside?" | |
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Lissaitama Admin
Posts : 78 Join date : 2016-08-02 Age : 26
| Subject: Re: Do you know the Muffin Man? Mon Nov 14, 2016 7:34 am | |
| Chili gave a small laugh. "My dear, my dear. Flour is not the same thing as FLOWERS...here...it's magical white pixie dust which is the foundation for all muffins." (No need to tell her it's ground up wheat plants...hah...He thought to himself.) | |
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rebelpie
Posts : 31 Join date : 2016-10-12 Age : 24 Location : http://rebelpie.deviantart.com/art/Calliope-Ap-619836596
| Subject: Re: Do you know the Muffin Man? Tue Nov 22, 2016 5:07 pm | |
| Cal rolls some between her fingers in awe, "this is the sacred dust from henceforth the universe was birthed." | |
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Lissaitama Admin
Posts : 78 Join date : 2016-08-02 Age : 26
| Subject: Re: Do you know the Muffin Man? Thu Nov 24, 2016 12:53 am | |
| Chili gave a faint laugh, then got a bowl. On a more serious note, he was concerned about Calliope's health as far as her drug abuse. He wasn't the smartest chef around, but he knew that she could do a lot better for herself.
"Hey, Calli, what's your favorite thing to eat?" Chili asked as he retrieved butter from the fridge. | |
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rebelpie
Posts : 31 Join date : 2016-10-12 Age : 24 Location : http://rebelpie.deviantart.com/art/Calliope-Ap-619836596
| Subject: Re: Do you know the Muffin Man? Sun Nov 27, 2016 8:10 pm | |
| "Oh I really love your muffins chilli. It's like 80% of my diet." She said hapilly, "but I also really like veggitarian stir fry. How about you?" | |
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